Tuesday, July 9, 2019

The Parrot that did not like me

Charlie was a Prick......

I noticed his cage or house was thrown out in the rubbish as I drove bye the other morning on Ramrod....

Charlie belonged to dear friends of mine... and on occasion they would ask me to stop by and feed Charlie and give him some water and company.... if they were off for a day or two or thee....

Charlie was a medium Green Parrot.... he had only one leg.... and was  noisy bastard.... at first I would reach in there and he would hop on my finger... No small feat I suppose with one leg....

Then one day out of the blue  he bit the shit out of me.... that was it............ I did not think for long about breaking his neck.. or at all even really...  But... just trying to sensationalize the Story....

I simply chose there and then to never ever reach in that cage again....... I shot his water in there from outside with the hose  thereafter ....  he like being cooled off anyway... and then kind of quickly grabbed his food bowl and topped it off....

Charlie has been dead for years now... but I remember you .... Asshole.....


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