Friday, July 1, 2016

The Runaway Diesel Generator.........

The setting was in the basement of a house with thick concrete walls.... the home owner could not get the generator started that provided the house with electric... Guy said let me try and see if I can get it started,

Guy advanced the throttle to the full open position and then turned the electric starter key and held it past the point of the engine starting to sputter... then he let off the switch the  engine was flooded with fuel and was barely running pop, pop, pop, but it kept popping on its own and then started spooling up faster and faster and faster  to clear normal then past normal running r.p.m.'s  and into runaway mode... screaming it was it and could spin no faster.... at the top of its iron lungs.... no shutting it off..  quick Guy suggested flip the breakers on maybe the Electrical load will slow the engine down.. but  No it  just blew the metal doors off the circuit breaker box and the cabinet they were in was rocking side to side  and the gauges were all pegged and every warning  light was glowing alarm,  the engine  kept screaming and was now generating extra  electric...  even the particles in the  nearby air were charged.. and reduced gravity...  why he felt euphoric as well....  his pupils were  dilated and he found he could just gently push off and float... he pushed off with his toes  and floated through a window opening... it was wonderful, He could virtually fly.

Guy kept repeating to the others in the room... there is no atmosphere there is no atmosphere, he looked down into the room now a few feet below him...  viewing into a sunken living room area  there was a woman with an older face but a younger looking body... huh he thought....  nice tits...... I would do her.

There were a bunch of women around actually... one dark haired girl was over in the corner in the lotus position masturbating  she was lamenting the fact she could not eat her own pussy she had a dark bush.

But guy was excited,  there was no atmosphere for him ... finally an elderly lady noticed his floating ... heavens she said how can you do that...?  He was going to show her but she had no time... they were going to the Eiffel Tower.. and had to leave right away... La Te Da...........

A Cover band was playing Stairway To Heaven... with only flutes............ in the back ground.

Later a fellow came in and started strumming an open E chord on a guitar , the music kind of went da, da, da,da,da,da........... it actually sounded pretty good....

Then the Space Lady came in....she was expounding  that she thought XXl's are more fun...... and said you don't want to stand directly beneath the catastrophe , Lucite is a necessary shield....

Then Rodney Dangerfield entered into the room....  he delivered a joke as only he could... as follows ' A Kid walks into the room and tries to use the thermostat on the wall as a mirror... to pop a pimple... he turned the dial up and the room got hot and the pimple popped...

Catalytic converters are just containers that hold pollution to be put somewhere else one day.

"Writing Don't Go Away" sang  David Lee Roth.

Well you know, How cats are........ they can turn around and go back.

Heavens where are you? Down the Rabbit hole?

I buy no clothes to hide... says Guy.

Guy writes backwards consequential.........  'Consequentialism'  his very own style given to him.

There is all kinds of abuse in the World today... Guy Suggests...... many take financial abuse....

Money Abuse:

And the euphoria created by the charged particles in the air... causing Guy to become light footed...escaping gravity................

                                   The Runaway Diesel Generator.




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